HASBRO, I hate you.

I hate Transformers. 

If Nolan gets another one, I am going to throw it directly in the trash. Do not pass Go, Do not collect $200...Nope, no sir, you my darling Transformer, are not welcome in my house. I loathe you...you simple, yet horrid horrid puzzling piece of plastic....Ages 3+ - ppppfffff, my ass!

This "thing" is the bain of my existence, the thorn in my side, the monster in my nightmares...

Do they look similar???  NO!!!!

I hate this thing.

I hate you Hasbro.