Pre child - My house was kept clean, tidy and orderly...
Child - My house looks a bomb went off...mysteriously containing only Transformers and Thomas the Train pieces...
Pre child - I went to bed as late as I wanted, and slept until I wanted
Child - I go to bed at 8pm, and rise when I hear the theme song to Diego, or some other cartoon...usually around 7am-ish..I hate mornings.
Pre child - I could have a relaxing bath
Child - My bath is usually interupted by a child that has to use the bathroom...and stinks me outta there
Pre child - I could buy fancy smelling bubble bath, and enjoy it
Child - I bathed in Transformers Blastin' Berry bubblebath last night
Pre child - Life was all about me
Child - Life is no longer about me...it's about my heart and soul, which so happens to be walking around, leaving a trail of Transformers in his path....*sigh*...I love this kid.
Awwwww...then you have to go getting all heart-y on me and I feel bad for wanting to keep my selfish life =)
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