Rule breaker

Whoops!!!

So, in my house, we see a bug intruding in our party - we squish it...that's how we roll. 

I picked Nolan up from 'Tay tare"...also known as DayCare to those of you that do not speak toddler...upon picking him up, his 'helper' asked Nolan to tell me what he did to the ladybug today..."oh god - please do not let my child have done something wrong to this poor bug - please do not say he has chosen to stick the bug in some body cavity...or rather another child's body cavity..please please please!!!!"...."Mommy, I smish the ladybug...crunch....flat...stuck on my ssshhhhandal, icky!!"..."THANK YOU GOD!!!!, I owe ya one big guy!!!!"...

Apparently I take my child to a bug friendly TayTare...Nolan was supposed to put the bug in the bucket and nicely escort it back outside...

ATTENTION BUGS: DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT VENTURE CLOSE TO MY HOUSE...YOU WILL GET 'SMISHED' - REGARDLESS OF WHAT THOSE TAYTARE PEOPLE SAY!!!

Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home... or consider yourself warned!!  You will be smished!!!